seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign
please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute
friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire
wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]
- every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
Most reasonable post I have ever seen.