jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(Source: hi, via miserably-in-love)


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relahvant:

chicken nuggets are so important

(via baracknobama)


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pestered:

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

(via baracknobama)


71,309 notes




stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

image

(Source: magicconchshelly, via baracknobama)


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seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

(via baracknobama)


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quiffturner:

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

(via baracknobama)


315,434 notes




2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via baracknobama)


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  • every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist

478,747 notes




wild-in-your-smile:

hate:

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

Most reasonable post I have ever seen.

(Source: hate, via baracknobama)


538,428 notes




shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever

(via baracknobama)


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